(Intro)
Good evening Twitter, this your boy EatDatPussy445.
And about like 30 to 45 minutes ago...
(Hook)
I beat the fuck out my dick so goddamn hard.
That I can't even feel my left leg.
Beat the fuck out my dick so goddamn hard.
(Verse 1)
What the fuck going on, everybody. It's your boy, EatDatPussy445, nigga.
Um, we're fucking leaving Chipolte right now.
I'm heading down a big ass hill right now.
And uh, we about to get the fuck out of here, dude. I just over-flooded the toilet.
I just over-flooded the toilet.
I basically stormed the fuck out of Chipolte right now.
I just took a mean ass shit at Chipolte.
Oh, my, my bad y'all. I'm busting out a youtube video right now dawg, and uh.
We gotta get the fuck out of here.
(Hook)
I beat the fuck out my dick so goddamn hard.
That I can't even feel my left leg.
Beat the fuck out my dick so goddamn hard.
(Verse 2)
Would you consider jacking off to be a sport?
I don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay?
If you can sit back and consider golf, which is boring ass fucking sport in the world, a goddamn sport.
If you can label that shit a sport and if you can label fishing as a sport.
I know damn well you can label jacking off to be a sport.
Think about it, what the fuck are you athletically doing in golf, my nigga.
All you doing is hitting the goddamn golf club.
Oh my god, that's a long ass birdie.
Nice birdie, nice putt. It went 250 a-- get the fuck outta here, nobody cares about that boring ass shit.
Who the fuck really watches golf my nig-- *snore*
Nobody gives a fuck, it makes niggas fall asleep.
Fishing, on the other hand.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
(Hook)
I beat the fuck out my dick so goddamn hard.
That I can't even feel my left leg.
Beat the fuck out my dick so goddamn hard.
(Outro)
I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb.
And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.